she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Randomize
