When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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go home
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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