he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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