worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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