Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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