I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
