We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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