Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i out mim tonsoeep
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