u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
