On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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