Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
You're earring is so big in my mouth
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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