How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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