that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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