Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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