I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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