Got a toothbrush?
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
The air taste purple.
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