never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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