I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I have aggressive nipples.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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