You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Send help, water and tortillas.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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