Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
In other news, I just burned my penis
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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