How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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