all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
