I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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