So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i think i have herpe
just one?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
