Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
don't judge my taste in strippers
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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