Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
