do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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