Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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