so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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