Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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