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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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