ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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