READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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