dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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