Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
should my penis look like a turkey
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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