Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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