You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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