I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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