it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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