Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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