counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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