hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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