Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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