Its about making memories worth repressing
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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