We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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