The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize
