I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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