Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Do vagina's smell?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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