I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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