if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Randomize
