So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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