did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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