If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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